• After he brays his ha ha ha laugh, the kiss-asses all titter along in suck-up.... Litany of destruction/ Let me sing your song/ Regurgitated depression/ ...
Links to a dark, dark piece of writing by a chap called Stefan Case - who , coming on like the demoralised teenage brother of Ross Winn , starts virtually pitch-balck & puts any lingering embers of candles-light out well before the end – sample sentence “hatchet embedded in a skull, brain matter oozing” . One of the more atmospheric “emo-finds-it-all-too-much-and-loses-it” descriptions it is too, if very difficult to pin down to a coherent stance other than a fantastically sneering level of nihilism that is just on the cusp of being laughable and yet quite sympathetic. A real let-down is the fact that Deathrocker's "Thrill 'Em, Then Kill 'Em doesn’t appear to be an actual song or band anywhere except in Stefan’s head. We are told at the end of the article that he moved to Italy in 2002 & was suffering from a case (!) of writer’s block.
Alas, nothing further is thrown up by Google & this appears to be a one-off blast of black-hearted cynicism that can only be applauded. We hope Stefan is well wherever he may be & would welcome some more ‘possible Michael Pitt starring screenplay’ work from him ....remember kids ; “"Health-'n-Hygiene's the lamest class I've ever taken.”.
• One of the only times we get to say the Litany (or a shortened version of it) ... the first Pentecost (inc. rude joke about 'wind' – titter, titter) Prayers ...
Bit of a change of tone, as we now visit the blog recording the activities of ‘The life of a very ordinary chorister in a very ordinary choir in a very ordinary Church of England parish. ‘
And to use a phrase that has been parroted to an inch of its life by idiots - even by the standards of an advertising slogan; it does what it says on the tin. At first I was naggingly unsure whether the whole thing is a mock up but on further investigation I am pleased to say that the rather literal actions relayed are in fact genuine &winsomely innocent to boot ;
Lots of good hymns with reference to the Trinity, and Tchaikovsky’s Hymn to the Trinity as an anthem. Rather disconcerting when one member of the congregation got up and walked out – obviously could not have been due to our singing??? I got to the coffee table at the back of church in time to have a choccy biscuit – there is a God! Time to set the video recorder to ‘Songs of Praise’ before leaving for Evensong....
This charming catalogue of ‘Chorister’s activities seems to be going strong after nearly 7 years , with the most recent entry declaring ; It was a very happy Easter & Festival Evensong was also a joyful occasion. This is exactly what the choral community need to get their public relations back on track after the recent ‘wobbles’ emerging from the Vatican ....such matters are quite rightly overlooked on this site (it’d be like forcing David Attenborough to talk about waterboarding of prisoners or having to listen to your Nan’s views on auto-asphyxiation ; you’d rather believe they were blissfully unaware of such goings on) in fact the revelations of ill-behaviour couldn’t seem further away as we are made to feel warm & cosy and almost see the steam & smell the Parsnip Soup as we are transported to the Parish Centre for lunch with an “old school friend who is now a priest. I kept remembering what she used to look like at the age of 11, so didn’t concentrate too well on what she was saying”.
• ... will bring about the predictable titter of amusement in most people, Even so, it can be subject to a litany of abuse from the so-called experts. ...
David Mitchell recently wrote brilliantly about Godwin’s Law http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/28/godwins-law-nazis-healthcare-mitchell
Which states that “as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1”, but surely just as intractable a rule of superhighwebnet perusal is that whatever combination of words you browse for, the third result will always be a ‘conspiracy theory’? To point out the batty-ness of the farthest corners of these potholes of paranoia is a fairly passé & pointless task (and nearly as smart a tactic as linking a far more coherent blog for immediate unfavourable comparison) – equally to dismiss all Conspiracy Theories as crackpot, revisionist & bitter would be incorrect...The Titanic conjecture stands up well and well..... Collina anyone? - But this one is noticeable & laudable in just how rigidly it conforms to all the stereotypes & how rapidly it unravells;
Calm, almost benignly balanced opening, distancing self from those other loopy, loud-mouthed loose-cannon conspiracy crazies; UFO Magazine don’t tend to jump on too many bandwagons
Use of the phrases NASA footage / supposed 'cover-up' / our own investigation in quick-fire succession
Craftily difficult to disagree with self-revision of the official line; we’re not convinced that they are ice crystals.
Internecine, personal arguments muddying the waters still further;
Funny seeming that I was offered this very same footage for £2000 from John... and if you read the attached letter below, Don actually mentions that he would send a money order? So who's ripping off whom? – Dave!
Gossamer-thin dismissal of evidence provided, essentially saying “No! ...but but but ...just no!!”
But I know that is a lie because you have seen and heard it and so have others
Total casting-off of earlier restrained line ( USE CAPS IF POSS) to explain how ‘they’ have destroyed, tampered with or nixed the evidence (as anecdotal as you can);
THERE IS A MAN OVER HERE LIVING IN NEBRASKA WHO RECORDED IT.... HIS SON WHO IS IN COLLEGE.... VIEWED IT WITH MUCH INTEREST ....LATER HARRY DOWN THE ROAD TRIED TO RE-BORROW IT.... WAS GETTING SPOOKED ON HOW SERIOUS IT ALL WAS GETTING AND REFUSED TO LET HARRY REBORROW IT
Lose all facade of authority & reveal inner self-esteem issues (STILL CAPS);
THEY LIED AND DID NOT GIVE ME CREDIT.
All this in one easy to devour page!
• http://www.myspace.com/witchsorrowdoom DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Litany (debut album out… .... a load of old shit about ASOMVEL not being total dross? TITTER! TITTER! ...
Metal band from “south” that plays “dooms metal & that”. Only seems to be one song available on their MySpace (“The Agony”), but vfm-wise your quids in as it rumbles & throbs its way ominously through a good 9 and half minutes. Frankly, I think its utter gash but will give the lads credit of two fronts
~ The artwork is just brilliant (bottom right corner = what? Anything further to ‘an armadillo in a nun’s habit making advances on an angel’??)
~ They reference this song; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPoreDpqlik
“Titter, titter” came the onomatopoeic response. .... Sidney fled for the mop bucket, and the patients launched into their daily litany: ...
A collection, a buffet selection if you will, of creative writing, poetry & stories submitted by the general public. What on earth gives people the impression that the freedom afforded by the internet means there is an audience out there desperate to here other no-marks inexpert ramblings...?! Anyhow, this particular search claws us into Windows Of Madness , part seven of a baker’s dozen collating Leo Vine-Knight’s narratives of his time as a part-time psychiatric nurse and focusing in this instalment on his illicit relationship with “Kate” a retirement home worker of some description based near Leo’s hospital (“Her flat was even closer, and so were we...”) . Notable, in my humblest of opinions for a particularly toe-curling venture towards the choppy seas of ‘eroticism’ (is there a more eye-rollingly off-putting description than “Like co-stars in a Michael Douglas film, we bucked”?). Almost immediately afterwards our contented holidaying lovers are interupted as we cut to “a solitary black dog barks at the sea” and if you don’t get this allusion, consider the title and expect things to go somewhat awry from here, then..... well, read on. But dont expect it to make much sense.
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Liked the JJ comic though, made me titter! ... spread Your divine light to protect me from the darkness" Litany of Protection Imp Inf uplifting Primer ...
And to round off, we have an unqualified triumph. The original forum Google ushers us towards is unpromising (War Hammer sadly not being a voluminously trousered Geordie tribute act), the initial comments from the Dakka Dakka hard-core to Darius in Bilbao’s tentative posting of his web comic being less than glowing; I don't get it / text is quite hard to follow :( / maybe the humour is not ready for us Americans! / And back to don’t get it...
Whether these early reviews were just missing something, perhaps their initial criticisms helped iron out the kinks...or maybe Darius has contrived come up with such an idiosyncratic mix of sci-fi, corny jokes, excellent art work & just-off-kilter English that the result was bound to confound a lot of people.
That last bubble again; “Oh! For my greater Wood! Hot Chocolate Cream with Jelly sandwich...Fuck the trial we have to investigate that!” Being fairly green & little versed in the world of anime, fantasy et al and baffled by the devotion and seriousness afforded to it, this mightn't be the most ringing endorsement; but this really is fantastic. As I understand is obligatory in such circles, there is an “18+” collection of FanArt & FanFics to supplement your bread & butter galactical adventures.
A juvenile delinquent
A girl with a childhood trauma
A carnivore monster with no respect for the life
All of them in the Warrior`s Academy
EVERY WEDNESDAY! http://eatatau.smackjeeves.com/
So there we go, a fairly disparate melange of topics covered & something to aim for & hopefully eclipse. Our fairly achievable manifesto ; to provide, in different ratios as the situation suits, ungodly anarchy & kill-em-all mob rule, prim English traditional ceremonialism , rabid , wild & confused conspiracy theories, over-wrought , moon-shakingly loud bad metal, horrid sex as a backdrop to descent to insanity & borderline incomprehensible cult iconography. Nothing more, nothing less - and in the process become bigger, more renowned, addictive & hated than Facebook. Then split up!